"Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko) 02/13/2019 at 17:44 • Filed to: None

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Chariotoflove > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 02/13/2019 at 17:48

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I’m not seeing “snow blower”.  Clearly Thor wouldn’t survive long in the PNW.

ttyymmnn > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 02/13/2019 at 17:50

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What? No dibble?

CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > Chariotoflove 02/13/2019 at 17:52

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We’re dying up here in WINTER HELL and you are making jokes?

*ignores 90% of the US and Canada*

gin-san - shitpost specialist > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 02/13/2019 at 17:54

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gv3ECSkt9J8

facw > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 02/13/2019 at 17:55

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I have a higher opinion of awls. Sure they don’t look like much, but they’ve got a cool name. Hold three of them between your fingers in each hand and you could convince someone they were some ninja weapon.

Also this was sort of good:

(that + 6 Holy Fire is a bit wasted though, since your Paladin really should use a shield to benefit from Holy Shield and +skills pal adin shields )

Chariotoflove > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 02/13/2019 at 18:02

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The farther it is from where I have to drive, the funnier it gets.*

*Texans in their AWD trucks would commit mass suicide on the roads in the same weather .

Urambo Tauro > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 02/13/2019 at 18:02

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Power tools  hand  tools

Chariotoflove > facw 02/13/2019 at 18:04

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Their like magic wands, really.  With a simple wave of one, generations of blind people were given the gift of reading.

facw > Urambo Tauro 02/13/2019 at 18:42

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Well you say that, and W ikipedia says that, and it makes sense to me, but Randall Munroe built robots for NASA so obviously he knows what he’s talking about :P

Alternatively, maybe that’s a hand powered circular saw (and jackhammer (and nail gun (and D remel))).

For that matter, Thor’s a guy who can shoot lightning from his hands, so what he can power with hands may be considerably different from the rest of us.